Ten Things I learned at school today
1. Putting labels in English textbooks is a surprisingly good workout. 2. Parent volunteers are all but invisible to the teen population of the school. 3. Some teachers' voices carry QUITE well. I learned lots about how to decipher what I read in the StarTrib (The Red Star, the Hammer and Sickle--what else do you, my brothers, call it?) 4. Time goes really really fast at school. 5. I still feel like a student. 6. I'd still be a teacher's pet if I were a student because I like helping. Putting barcodes in textbooks was fun. 7. Jimmy and Paul don't have lunch at 12 noon. Or if they did, I didn't see them. 8. "The Fishbowl" is cube-shaped. 9. Break down the boxes after putting barcodes in the textbooks. 10. Never ever ever wear hot pink semi-sheer lycra footless tights as pants to school. Please.