Sick of coughing
I have coughed a lot the last few days. I have coughed enough to tone my upper body in ways it has not been toned before. Yesterday was the worst; my cough and I duked it out over control of my lungs til both of us were weak and weary. I won though, today, my cough is languishing and my muscles are not threatening to burst.
I was able to work today, even though while at work, I was unable to do a cartwheel and a bridge. I did, however, manage a somersault. I have skillz, yo.
After work, Hayley shared with me her latest internet fascination, Bad metaphors. Go there and laugh. I pity my preteen and adolescent self, with only four channels on the TV and no internet to amuse me.
I was able to work today, even though while at work, I was unable to do a cartwheel and a bridge. I did, however, manage a somersault. I have skillz, yo.
After work, Hayley shared with me her latest internet fascination, Bad metaphors. Go there and laugh. I pity my preteen and adolescent self, with only four channels on the TV and no internet to amuse me.
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I got a good laugh at the bad metaphors. Some of those were very painful to read. Some were really funny though like the one about the boat floating across the water the way a bowling ball wouldn't. Ha! If this is what teenagers do to entertain themselves, then I feel like there is hope for my future teenagers. Right?!?
No. Don't look that up. Don't.
Caaarrrrrllll!
I warned you not to look.