I can no longer in good conscience call him Lovey
I don't even know how I got to calling him Lovey; maybe it was a bastardization (yes I can say that. And type it) of Lurvy. Or maybe Lurvy was the bastardization of Lovey. I can't remember. In any case, no respectable teenage boy should be called Lovey.
I can still call him many other things: Smack, Smacky, Squibb, Squibber, Smatt, Batt, The Budgie, Scrufty, L'il Man, Boy Wonder (although Boy is starting to mean less too), and other words or vocalizations that come to mind, including Lurvy.
But not Lovey.
He's 13, for crying out loud.
Matt is 13 today.
This little thing that was really too small for a car seat is now GROWING A MUSTACHE.
And his voice went south.
Happy birthday Matt. Cake pictures will come later.
I can still call him many other things: Smack, Smacky, Squibb, Squibber, Smatt, Batt, The Budgie, Scrufty, L'il Man, Boy Wonder (although Boy is starting to mean less too), and other words or vocalizations that come to mind, including Lurvy.
But not Lovey.
He's 13, for crying out loud.
Matt is 13 today.
And his voice went south.
Happy birthday Matt. Cake pictures will come later.
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P.S. What exactly is Matt saying in that first video? Beef KNOBS?!? If so, what is a beef knob?
Matt is reading my shirt in the video. He is saying "Slap Beefknob," although he read it wrong because it actually says, "STUMP Beefknob." It's an MST3K quote. I'll send you a youtube link.