Halloween for the ears and not for the faint of heart or snobbish poets
Pumpkins on the Porch
(sung to the tune of "Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree. If you are not familiar with this song--and really you should be--go here and listen to the tune)
I looked out the window and what did I see?
Pumpkins on the porch, staring back at me.
Fall has brought me such a spooky surprise,
Jack-o-lanterns with ghoulish eyes.
With flickering smiles and wicked tricks
They gave me a shock just to get their kicks,
I shouldn’t have been scared, but 'twas a frightful scene,
Creepy little pumpkins on Halloween!