Friday, January 29, 2010

Happy 40th birthday to me! (a little....late)

Guess what this is:


Yep, I finished the bathrobe! Over two years after my mother gave me the gift of the fabric for my 40th birthday, I FINALLY got my act together and sewed it up!

Here I am in all my terrycloth glory!(I had to brave the boy cave to take the above picture. Nowhere else in the house is there a full-length mirror. Seems to me a full length mirror is wasted on boys.)

Fabric detail
#5 of my 2010 resolutions completed!

Knock on my front door before 8 a.m. or after 9 p.m. if you dare! I'll greet you wearing my lovely bathrobe!

PS I hate cutting out and applying interfacing. I just want to sew whatever I'm sewing and having to deal with interfacing slows me down! (I know it's necessary, but it's not the fun and good part of sewing)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Projects

Not my projects, though. (Side note: I am 2/3 done with the bathrobe!)

Hayley has had three major projects in the works this week. One for math, one for Family and Consumer Studies (Home Ec in my jr. high days), and one for Health.

The biggie was the math project. She had to make a household item Paul Bunyan-sized. She had to work with ratios and measurements, etc. to make a dental floss container the size that it would be if Paul Bunyan was to use it.

My mother gave Hayley some posterboard to use and this is the front of the container.

But posterboard isn't very rigid so we had to glue it to matboard. And then we used styrofoam inside to make it stable.
After much whining and mess (guess who was responsible for both? "Mom, I don't understand how to do this!" "Mom, can you help me?" "How are we going to make it like a box?" "Whine!") (styrofoam is NOT fun to cut up. And it's difficult to get all of it out of the carpet), she finally finished it.
Paul Bunyan now has nothing to fear from gingivitis!
So how does her giant dental floss container compare to the original? (because of my inability to get my camera to focus on a closeup object and a faraway object simultaneously, the picture is not great. Please excuse it)She has to take the dental floss to school tomorrow but she doesn't know where she's going to put it. It obviously won't fit in her locker!

Her FACS project was sewing a pair of pajama pants, which she finished yesterday at school:
Notice Matt's inability to respect his sister's accomplishments.

The health project is due next week and now that the dental floss project is done, she can focus on inhalants. She had to interview a medical professional so Jim took her to urgent care one evening and Hayley explained to the nurse that she had to interview someone. They were very understanding and a doctor took some time to answer Hayley's interview questions.

Hayley will be glad when all of this is over. Three projects at once is a bit much. (for mom too)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Whoa, dude, I can hear colors!

I've been listening to Pierre Lunaire while reading excerpts of Kafka, Eliot, and Joyce. I feel like a cubist painting: disjointed, disturbed, and distanced (I'm "dis"ed). Don't try this at home; only trained professional Humanities experts can handle this type of sensory psych-out. It's a non-drug user's acid trip.

I think the only thing that saved my brain through that experience was that I was eating good, wholesome, American chocolate, which kept me grounded in the non-surreal world of my dining room. Having children around helps too, but the house was empty save for me and the two cats (who were no help at all); everyone else was at church. So I had no one around to break the brain-binding spell of modernist literature and unworldly music by hollering, "Mom, I need help making Paul Bunyan's dental floss!"*

~floats away on clouds of gray German poetry, giant bugs, and Hollow Men~

Freakout.

*More on that in a future post, provided I have returned to the real-life, everyday realm of housework, Minnesota cold, and when-is-dinner-ready?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Short post with practically no content

Words I like to say out loud because they roll off my tongue so pleasantly:

egregious
Lake Ponchartrain
hideous
ignominious
gargantuan
advantageous
placate
recalcitrant
banal
and of course, chocolate


Four words I don't like to say because I don't like how they sound:

moist
meal
soil
tutorial
(plus the secret slangish word that drives me batty that I refuse to write or say)

How about you?

Monday, January 25, 2010

The universe gave me a present!

I've been having a somewhat wretched day (in comparison to days that I've had before. Not in comparison to, say, the people who live in Haiti. Must remember to count my blessings and pray that some of my blessings be redistributed among the Haitians, maybe even some of my monetary good fortune too).

While moping about the house with frowns and tears threatening to tattoo themselves to my face, I had to check on some grocery supplies to compile my list for shopping. I noticed I had small marshmallows. Those will be good for a craft for fake child tomorrow. I peered further into the recesses of the marshmallow shelf and noticed a brown package.

Hershey bars. 2 6-packs.

!!!

(squeal and dance of joy!)

I don't remember buying them and I don't remember hiding them from myself.

They are precious as gold today when I needed a pick-me-up and the other sources of good cheer in the house had neglected their duty. I nearly cried.

Thank you, parallel universe me who hid the chocolate in the place where I would find it on a crappy day like today!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Poor Matt

Matt is the only child in the family who had to go to school today. The elementary schools all have school but the middle schools and the high school got the day off (methinks the day off is for conferences. I will spare you the rant I have regarding post-elementary-school conferences. You're welcome). He is (understandably) miffed. He's hoping for rectification of this gross unfairness someday soon.

The other three got to sleep in monstrously late (I was busy enjoying the quiet and did not want to kill the mood by having teenagers wandering around the house, ignoring my orders) but are now finally among the living, just in time for lunch.

As per my personal code of conduct as a parent on days off school, I assigned each homebound child a job that needs doing that I don't want to do myself or that I have been putting off doing until a day off school so I can assign it out. Hayley picked "scrub the tub," one that she seems to like to do, Paul picked "scrub the inside of the fridge door." Other Jim was stuck with "wash the shelves in the fridge." He was last one up so he got last pick.

I joined in the fridge-cleaning "fun" and washed the drawers and the bottom of the fridge. I found that listening to "Pierre Lunaire" by Austrian composer Arnold Schonberg contributed positively to my fridge-cleaning mood, although I'm not sure how. It's definitely weird, being in the Sprechstimme style, but I was intrigued by it thanks to my Humanities class (and thanks to one of my musical friends who lent me the cd with the complete piece on it! Thanks, Jeannine!). It was only given a short paragraph in my text book, but I wanted to hear what "spoken singing" sounded like. And I didn't wander off while trying to get my job done, so thanks to Sprechstimme, I was able to concentrate on one task for more than five minutes.

Yesterday, I threaded up my sewing machines for the bathrobe! I knew that I'd encounter problems with threading because both machines are still unfamiliar to my hands and brain, so I planned only to thread them and didn't even think about beginning the actual construction of the bathrobe. And it was either knowing myself REALLY REALLY well, or it was self-fulfilling prophecy because I encountered problems with both machines. The serger had tension problems, which I finally diagnosed as the thread for both needles going down the wrong slots, and the sewing machine had bobbin winding problems, causing me to unwind the WHOLE &*!@^)!# bobbin BY HAND and rewinding it on the machine after fiddling with how to thread the machine for bobbin winding. I'm glad I hadn't expected to start sewing otherwise I would have tossed one of the machines out the window into the snow. But today is a new day, with a fresh attitude, and fresh promise of lounging around in a bathrobe all day by next Wednesday!

Time to check my list of things-to-do (and time to add "blog" to the list so I can cross it off) and get something else done.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

My own personal generic reading

I was reading one of the annoying blogs recently and got annoyed all over again. The blogger had a psychic reading done for her. My eyes rolled so far up in my head I could practically see my hair follicles from the inside (side note: once when I was little, I accidentally popped the head off my Barbie doll and was freaked out by the ends of the hair on the inside of the doll's head. The clumps of hair looked very much like spiders. I was very careful after that not to pop the head off my Barbie again). This blogger was very impressed with her reading and went off on how TRUE everything was. Regardless if I believe psychic powers are real, this woman's reaction annoyed the heck out of me. My opinion on psychics (and for the record, I have had no experience WITH an actual real live psychic, and keep in mind that this is my opinion--yours may differ) is that they make general statements that are easily applicable into the particular circumstances of a person's life. At least that's what I concluded after being forced at a fitness club to watch several episodes of Montel Williams that featured a psychic.)

Anyway, I decided to see if the statements the psychic made to the annoying blogger could apply to me. (I won't go into the specific statements because I don't want to make it possible for people to google the wording and find this other blog and then somehow link back to me and have the annoying blogger read what I wrote about her)

Every single statement the psychic applied to me in some form. From the money worries line to the necessity for separation from someone to an upcoming celebration.

I have no spectacular insight on this: I just thought it was interesting.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Why I can never get the kitchen counter clean

Children bring things home from school for me to sign/look at/remember/participate in. If I don't have the papers right out in the open, I forget and the children get all disappointed in me. I should sign things right away, I know, but sometimes I'm not home when they put things for me to sign on the counter.

Pens and pencils reproduce like bunnies. I leave two of them out on the counter and pretty soon, they have baby pencils and pens that scamper around and eat the papers that are supposed to remind me to do things.

There is always that ONE thing sitting on the counter that I can't decide where it goes. Right now it's a squat canning jar. All my canning jar hidey holes are full. Where do I put this little orphan. Heaven forbid I should trash it. Also, Christmas cards with pictures. I have nowhere to put them!

Projects that need my attention get put on the kitchen counter as well. I borrowed my mother's genealogy binder and have yet to do anything with it. But if I put it anywhere else, I'll lose it and I will be in so much trouble if I misplace it. Think spanking-of-all-spankings-type trouble. Yes, people I believe my mother would still spank me even as old as I am. (just kidding, Mom. I do believe I could take you on if you tried corporal punishment on me)

I love lists. Lists help me function (or they make me believe I'm functional). But I forget to throw away my lists when I'm done with them. Sometimes I'm not done with them and I accidentally throw them away when they have some piece of important information on them, like the phone number of a dermatologist, and I lost my mind trying to find that one slip of paper that I had thrown away. So I try not to throw away my lists.

Currently, we also have Other Jim's antibiotic and prescription mouthwash for the recent dental surgery (which he claims didn't affect him at all, even though he can't remember walking to the van afterward). If that wasn't out, he'd forget to take them and I'd forget to nag.

Empty rolls of tape multiply like pens and pencils.

My counter will never be clean.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Extraction

Other Jim had his wisdom teeth out this morning. He's home now and feeling a bit sick.

When he came out of the anesthesia, he was a bit loopy. He insisted that he wasn't loopy, but he was. He was less restrained with his words and got a few of them mixed up. It was almost like he was slightly drunk--talkative, overly smiley, insistent that he WASN'T impaired, and wobbly.

He's more himself at home now, less happy-go-lucky loopy.

And now he's apparently NOT feeling sick, because we just had an argument about going to school. He wants to go, and I won't let him (backwards, isn't it?).

Monday, January 18, 2010

Day off

Everyone is home today because of the holiday. Jim even got the day off work.

So here is my list of ten things we are doing on the day off:

1. Cut two heads of hair. Matt and Jim both needed it. Jim got a trim and Matt had 2/3 of his hair weight removed. It was getting long.
2. Go for a run. Paul is out now, testing the running gloves that he got for Christmas. The ice mantle is almost gone from our street so hopefully his run will be slip-sliding-away-free. I plan to go on a walk in a few minutes, after I'm finished here.
3. Sleep in. I have yet to see Other Jim.
4. Have a friend over. Matt is having company because his friend wants to play Super Smash Bros. on the Wii.
5. Perhaps a matinee of Fantastic Mr. Fox after the friend leaves? We shall see.
6. I have to go grocery shopping. I have to take advantage of having strapping boys home to empty the van for me.
7. JOBS! Sink scrubbed, laundry room floor mopped, microwave wiped down, and floors swept.
8. Not by me.
9. Chuck is on tonight! So TV watching is on my list of things to do today.
10. A carry-over of rejoicing and little victory dances for the Purple from yesterday combined with resigned belief that the Vikings will probably suck it up next week in New Orleans.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Heartless

I like to browse craft blogs, Craft Gossip, Tip Junkie, and One Pretty Thing to name just a few. I've started to notice Valentine crafts pop up. *Shiver* Not that I don't like the Valentine holiday, but several years ago, I set myself up for years of Valentine pain by starting a tradition of the Valentine treasure hunt for my children. One year (Katie's junior year) I let it get so big that I had started the puzzle creating BEFORE Christmas, and Kate's set of puzzles involved six of her friends, a web address, and practically a whole ream of paper.

For Katie's senior year, I made it easier on myself, but it was still a workout for my brain and for my calendar. Even preparing the easiest treasure hunt involved lots of time and brain power.

Last year I had other worries and didn't do a treasure hunt with puzzles or clues. I felt very guilty. (I realize that the guilt was of my own making and that Valentine treasure hunts are not necessary for my children to grow up to be productive and responsible citizens of our community)

But there is a small part of my brain that keeps nagging me: "Oh, come on. One little treasure hunt for the kiddies! You gotta keep up the tradition until Matt is at least in high school." So I've been mulling ideas over in my head and I think I'm going to do a quiz for each of the kids. Right answers will earn letters that, when unscrambled, will reveal the location of their Valentine treat. Now I just have to come up with the quiz. I'm tempted to call it "Get to know your siblings," and would base the questions on things they should know about each other. I plan to include Katie too, but she has to get ALL the answers right on her quiz before I'll ship her treat out to her, since she can't be here to search for it. I think I'll send her the quiz early so that she has some time to work on her quiz before the 14th.

There is one part of our ritual celebration of Valentine's Day that I am looking forward to preparing: our dinner. Usually we have heart-shaped meatloaf, red jello, heart-shaped biscuits, and red juice (coupled with veggies and fruits that are good for your heart).

What do you do for Valentine's day?

Friday, January 15, 2010

Not supposed to be

I'm not supposed to be blogging. I'm supposed to be exercising.

Last night, Other Jim was not supposed to be making brownies. He was supposed to be sleeping.

Hayley isn't usually supposed to be socializing at the library. She's usually supposed to be practicing her clarinet or the piano.

Matt is not supposed to have such long hair. He's supposed to be able to see without hair in his eyes.

Jim wasn't supposed to spend the evening sleeping on the couch. He was supposed to be giving me a good back rub.

But we've all enjoyed being miscreants.

Paul is always doing what he's supposed to be doing. And he enjoys it.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Insecurity, get thee hence!

I'm not going to post a giant essay (like I did yesterday) today because I am going to try to spend most of my day in my happy place.
I wish I were going there for real so I wouldn't have to deal with tonight. I'm in charge of a church activity and I don't do "in charge" very well.

PS--I think that picture would make an awesome 1500-2000 piece puzzle.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Oh say, I can't see

I just got back from the eye doctor, and my eyes are dilated and thus non-functional. I would have to schedule an eye appointment on a bright winter day with lots of snow around to increase the light reflection so that when I walked out of the office it felt like the sun himself had come down to earth and was standing between me and my van, and he was directing all of his sunbeams right into my corneas, sunglasses notwithstanding. Instant headache. I hoped the roads are empty on the drive home because I was going to have to shut my eyes the whole way to keep out Mr. Photon-torpedoes-right-into-the-optic-nerves Sun.

I came home, shut all the drapes in the house, turned off all the lights (um NO, I didn't leave the lights on while I wasn't home! Must have been the cats who turned the lights on), and searched by touch in my fabric pile for anything that could be used as a blindfold.

I can't read, I can't type (I don't know how I'm doing this), I can't do housework (darn!). How on earth did I manage 8 years of continual pupil dilation when I was 9-17 years old???

Yes, I was put on a steady diet of atropine eye drops (at first it was more of a goopy translucent paste, but after a year or so of the goop, I was given drops) to hopefully prevent blindness. Yes, the doctor hinted at blindness because my eyes were getting so bad so fast. He presented three options to my mother: let me go blind, have surgery, or try this new experimental idea--atropine drops to dilate the pupils during growth years. My mother opted for the atropine. As a mother I would have agreed to it too, and as a 9-year-old listening to this conversation, with my vision on the line and surgery on my eyes an option I did NOT want to consider, I hoped that Mom would chose the atropine as well.

Looking back, I really don't think I would have gone blind. I've been told my subsequent eye doctors that the experiment was never proven to actually work so I doubt my vision was at risk at all. But at the time I believed the doctor and I used to attempt to read braille just in case the treatment didn't work and I lost my sight. I somehow got hold of a braille alphabet and would poke holes in paper with a pin to simulate braille bumps to practice "reading." I never learned how to read it. So it's a good thing I didn't go blind.

The problem with dilation of the pupils is twofold: my eyes hurt when I went outside in the sunshine, and I couldn't focus on objects up close, which meant everything I would try to read was blurry. So I had to get polarized lenses (back before Transition lenses were popular) and they had to be bifocals so I could read.Can you see the bifocal lines in my glasses?

I used to get teased often for my glasses. Joe J. would call me "eight-eyes," a taunt that was exponentially worse to the preteen ear and ego than "four-eyes." Stupid Joe J. (Thank goodness I got over it)

Eight years of unending discomfort in bright light and eyestrain from constant and unsuccessful attempts to focus on things up close! (overdramatic faint)

I can't remember my exact reaction to being released from the eye drops regimen, but I imagine it was relief. No more glasses that turned dark when I went outside and took FOR. EVER. to return to clear once I went back in! No more lines in the middle of my lenses! No more having to lean my head back to look through the bifocal part to read my piano music while I played!

One good thing came out of it though, I could gross other girls out by touching my eyeball. Having put drops in for many years, I was not squeamish about putting finger to eyeball. And it made learning to put contact lenses very, very easy for me.

Slowly the dilation is losing its effect and Mr Sun has retreated nearly back to his normal place in the sky. I can read and knit again without strain.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

FINALLY and a list

The demons of evil puzzlery are finally exorcised. I slept very well last night. And my sewing room table is much cleaner. We'd been storing the unfinished puzzle there since late July.

Ten other things about today and yesterday:

1. Other Jim and Paul tried to see how few bites it would take to each a slice of pizza. OJ did it in two bites. I was officially grossed out. Paul did it in three.
2. I cut out the bathrobe!
3. We got a Lego catalog today and how cool is this: Toy Story Lego sets!
4. I've been corresponding with a third cousin once removed regarding a family history mystery that has been solved! A mistake lead to a correction which led to correspondence and we now have information on a great-grandmother on my mother's side that previously we knew nothing about!
5. I've been very good at crossing things off a week's worth of to-do lists. I rewarded myself with chocolate.
6. It's been egregiously cold for a while now. I'm glad I have my knitted wool socks. I might have to learn to knit mittens too.
7. I got some cool new yarn to knit dishcloths. I like to take the yarn out and pet it because it's so pretty.
8. I'm jealous that Annie and Mimi and VM have a new kitty.
9. We had a pizza delivered to Kate for her birthday. I highly recommend doing this for young adult children living away from home. Katie was very excited about it.
10. I have to go do some more things on my to-do list for today.

Friday, January 8, 2010

No more M&Ms for me EVER

We have a New Year's tradition: every Christmas, our family gets a puzzle under the tree to put together on New Year's eve.

This year, we decided that we would put together the puzzle that Katie brought on her last visit here in July. She had gone to the M&M museum in Las Vegas and bought us an M&M themed puzzle.

It is the hardest, most frustrating puzzle alive.

After a week, we still haven't finished it! And keep in mind that we did the blue M&M part and the border WAY BACK IN JULY when Katie gave it to us! Jim and I have been working on it every evening that we are free, and we're lucky if, between the two of us, we get 20 pieces in one evening. Most of the pieces are nearly the same shape and the little M&Ms on the puzzle make the pieces very difficult to place. We've never had a puzzle go this long unsolved. Even the 3000 piece puzzle we did two years ago was finished by Kate's birthday (Jan 6). And this is only a 550 piece puzzle!!!

It's so hard that every time Matt and I put a piece in the puzzle, we do a little celebration dance. (the big boys and Hayley are no help. They have better things to do)

Anyway, please wish us luck with this puzzle. When we finally finish it, I'm either going to send it back to Katie and make her do it as punishment for providing us with this brain-grinder, or I'm going to go to a Catholic church, ladle a small quantity of holy water into a vial, sprinkle it on the puzzle and then burn it in a bonfire while chanting The Lord's Prayer.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

A Kate, a sock, and a bee

It's weird not posting post-birthday pictures. Katie got a little "present" at work in the form of a very nice special mention in a review form. The bank she works at sends out surveys to all their departments to review other departments and her department gets negative reviews all the time because they are the police of the new accounts. It's her job (and her department) to find errors, if any, in signature cards. So they get a lot of bad feedback. But Katie was mentioned by name in one review, which said that Katie is always helpful and pleasant to this new-on-the-job person who wrote the review. The reviewer said that Katie has made learning the system easier. So Katie was happy.

I knit a sock.Now I have to knit the other one.

Matt has been chosen to take part in his school's geography bee (which will take place a week from Friday I think). He's very excited. He likes learning and knowing factoids about the world around him, especially in the areas of science and geography. I don't have any high expectations of him in the bee, but I'm tickled for him to be selected. Go Matt!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

20 years of parenting

...and I still am not sure if I'm doing it right. But I'm doing the best I can, and Katie has been a good daughter.

Happy birthday, Katie! I'd post pictures of cake and party and happiness and stuff, but Katie isn't here. She might update if she had internet and a working computer, but she doesn't.

I remember bringing her home from the hospital and wondering what to do with her. I babysat a lot when I was a teenager, but never for babies. I diapered my youngest brother, but was never tasked with caring for him (Mom waited until we were both a bit older). I had a hard time even calling her Katherine, because it seemed like such a long name for a baby. It also felt weird to call her Katie, or even Kate, because they were nicknames and it seemed to be a sign of familiarity to call someone by a nickname and I certainly was not familiar with her. And she wasn't going to be called Kathy because it would be weird saying the name of my mother and applying it to someone who was NOT my mother.

It all became familiar soon enough though, as the little baby and I familiarized ourselves with each other.
I used to call her TaterBean, but that name is becoming...not passe, but not applicable so much either. She's not a teenager anymore. She works at a 9 to 5 desk job and cooks her own food. She does her own laundry and pays her own bills. She decides when to get up in the morning and when to go to bed. She's in charge of her own health care. She has outgrown TaterBean. Sniff.

Here are two more current pictures than the one above.

We love you, Katie! I hope you enjoy adulthood. It has its trials (like clogged shower drains and old vehicles), but it also has much to like (going to Brian Regan and music lessons and independence and sewing and friends and learning that you can do more than you thought you could). Big hug!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Where, oh where, has the pattern gone?

::Deep breath::

Today I was going to FINALLY tackle the bathrobe sewing project. (Nevermind that I was supposed to start my two weeks' off of babysitting and guess who called and needed me to babysit today?) Today I was going to actually exercise BEFORE getting on the computer. Today I was going to complete TWO household chores before breakfast. I was going to read my scriptures and make the bed.

I did one household chore already--I ironed three shirts. Matt gets himself ready for school and all I have to do is shout from whichever room I'm in, "Did you brush your teeth? Do your cat job?" and he'll scamper off to complete whichever task (or both) he forgot to do. Jim got himself off to work today too (after an unscheduled day off yesterday) so I was SO on the ball with my list of things to do. I ironed! In anticipation of crossing off more things on my list, I got out the material for the bathrobe and put it on the table. I got out the scissors to cut the material. I looked for the pattern.

And looked.

And looked.

And looked.

And then banged my head repeatedly on the table in frustration because I can't find the STUPID pattern. I KNOW I BOUGHT ONE. I bought it at the same time my mother bought me the fabric. I can see the pattern cover in my head. It's got to be here somewhere!

And now I'm unable to do anything else on my list because I'm sure Clutter, the god of entropy, is laughing his fool head off at me, shaking his finger at me and reminding me that I'd best put off everything else today (except the spur-of-the-moment babysitting) and clean the sewing room.

Aargh. Good thing I can still blog (although not coherently?) or else I'd be huddled in the corner of the room staring at the brush strokes in the paint on the wall.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Parenting trial #1112399952z&$#@#!&

We've had a really FUN beginning to the new year! (said with slight sarcasm)

What did I learn? I'll present it in list format.

Ten things regarding a child stuck in the snow on a rural road in Iowa by himself (which is how Other Jim spent a few evening hours on New Year's Day):

1. Answer those phone calls from children while you are at a movie, even if it's the movie Sherlock Holmes and you've been waiting all month for a date with your significant other.
2. Try not to let the panic slowly build as your significant other is gone 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15, 20, 30 minutes presumably on the phone. You are allowed to waffle about whether or not to go out into the lobby to see why the phone call is lasting so long and to convince yourself that you can stay here because all you'd do in the lobby is bounce around and interrupt the phone call with questions like "is he wearing his mittens?" "What is he doing now?" "Should we go down there?"
3. When significant other finally returns, it's ok to realize you haven't been paying attention to the movie. You'll catch it again at the dollar theater.
4. Realize you are really really really grateful that the child was prepared for the weather (minus temps) for his little trips. He had his heavy duty chopper mittens, his heavy duty work boots, two hats (one faux-fur lined), and three jackets for his half-mile or so walk to the gas station. And feel really good that you reminded him of the need for cold weather gear before he left on his trip.
5. When child is not answering phone or text messages, you can panic a little.
6. Then you can sigh a big outpouring of relief mixed with incredulity when he calls and says, "Sorry I didn't answer your texts/calls because I didn't think it was polite when hanging out with a state trooper for an hour." The only times this child has goes without texting or calling this long is when he's asleep! And he always interrupts conversations to get his phone! I should become a state trooper. Then perhaps I'd get his undivided attention. Other Jim was lucky that the trooper happened to be at the gas station that he walked to. The trooper let OJ sit in the patrol car while they waited for a tow truck. They talked about the various functions of a patrol car. OJ said the trooper looked like Tim Blake Nelson.
7. Be glad for a helpful Iowa state trooper. Promise never to make jokes about Iowa ever again.
8. Be pleased with yourself for not getting mad at your child. It's not his fault and there is no reason to be angry with him.
9. Even though there is no anger, there will still be worry enough to stay up until the child gets home. Twiddle thumbs if necessary. Or watch a movie and knit.
10. Yes, you would let him do it again. And next time, he'll have a little car emergency care kit with him and a little shovel and some kitty litter for traction. These are learning experiences and both parent and child learned a great deal.

I am grateful for cell phones too so OJ could call us and tell us what was going on. He handled himself pretty well for a teenager on his own.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Resolution

How many of you are making New Year's resolutions? I made some last year and promptly forgot about them until yesterday. I knew I would do that. I'm not a very good resolution keeper.

This year, I looked up the definition of resolution in an online dictionary because the word itself has usages other than just promises to oneself that one doesn't really intend to keep.

I will base my 2010 resolutions on these various definitions, just for fun. We'll see what I come up with.

1. a formal expression of opinion or intention made, usually after voting, by a formal organization, a legislature, a club, or other group. So I resolve to be more opinionated, to speak up more in group situations, to not be such a wallflower.

2. a resolve or determination: to make a firm resolution to do something. Ummm, I resolve to be less lazy. I will be more determined to DO some of the things on the interminable lists I write for myself. Example: yesterday I actually made three phone calls that have been on my to-do list for several weeks. Skin dr check for Paul (his mole is coming back), hair appointment (my hair is now sort of red because the salon had an immediate opening yesterday), and ortho appointment to begin the braces process for Hayley.

3.the mental state or quality of being resolved or resolute; firmness of purpose. I will not be easily swayed by the opinions of others. I will do things necessary to retain my own firmness of testimony in my belief system.

4. the act or process of resolving or separating into constituent or elementary parts. Hmmm. Deconstruction. This is a tough one. Elementary parts. I will work on increasing my muscle tone? So incorporate more strength training into my admittedly feeble exercise routine. We shall see how far I get with this one.

5. the resulting state. I will work on my resulting state of happiness. I am determined not to be so innately negative. Focus on what is good about where I am. I will find the blessings or learning experiences within the hardships. Or I could focus on the resulting state of some blue terry cloth material I've had sitting around for awhile and SEW THAT DANG BATHROBE UP! So many times I have gotten out of bed and wished I had a bathrobe!

6. the act, process, or capability of distinguishing between two separate but adjacent objects or sources of light or between two nearly equal wavelengths. Another weird one that will require great leaps of thought to make a resolution from this definition. My kids are all on different wavelengths and they are separate but nearly equal objects, so perhaps I could resolve to know more about their own personal wavelengths--get to know them better. Talk with them more. Watch out, kids, mom's going to be paying attention to you!

7. a solution, accommodation, or settling of a problem, controversy, etc. I could try to settle problems without freaking out (but I think this is something I will be working on until the end of time). I could also try to judge others less.

8. Music--the progression of a voice part or of the harmony as a whole from a dissonance to a consonance. Practice piano. Learn a song out of the organ prelude book I received for my birthday.

9. reduction to a simpler form; conversion. Conversion from ignorance to knowledge (another bit of a leap, but I need a resolution that applies to my ongoing attempt to educate myself. I won't necessarily be simpler, but with practice, writing will become easier--writing is the emphasis I'm working on to obtain a college degree).

10. Medical--the reduction or disappearance of a swelling or inflammation without suppuration. Continue to exercise to reduce the swelling of an approaching-middle-age body (although I know I won't ever reduce, but maybe I can slow the speed of inevitable continuation of weight gain).

11. the degree of sharpness of a computer-generated image as measured by the number of dots per linear inch in a hard-copy printout or the number of pixels across and down on a display screen. Blog and watch TV! Now that's a resolution I can smile about!

So what are your resolutions for this new year?

(P.S. First thing I did when I got up this morning was EXERCISE, not sit at the computer! Go me!)