How to have minty-fresh eyeballs

Want your eyeballs feeling fresh and minty? Here's how:

First take a shower. Upon finishing your shower, remember that you didn't floss your teeth before the shower. Floss your teeth. Then, without washing your hands, put your contacts in. Scream with minty-fresh pain when your eyeballs burn with minty-freshness.

Comments

Karie said…
Owww! You won't forget to wash your hands ever again. In theory. :D
froggybaby said…
Nothing like minty fresh eyes!
dave said…
Sara, it is also fun to experiment with other things such as habanero and serrano peppers. Give it a whirl and let me know how it goes. The excruciating burning only lasts for about 5 minutes, after that it's kindof a calming warmth.
Karie--yeah, in theory. I'll probably do it again next week.

Dave--right. If my eyeballs are ever cold, I might consider it for maybe half a nanosecond.
TaterBean said…
oh...i've rubbed my eyes after eating taquitoes and jalopeno salsa...that was pleasant...
Jen said…
Yes, I've done that before, too. Sadly, it's happened on more than one occasion though because I hate to not see until right before bed.
froggybaby said…
Last night, I found out that putting Carmex on your lips and then cleaning out the goopy makeup in your eye crotch gives that same minty freshness!!
Oh, yeah, Jenni, Carmex would so totally burn.