News of the Castle
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Fashion Corner
Unfortunately, no pretty shoes were purchased today or yesterday. Big ugly boy boots (Princess had to borrow boots from whichever boy the boots currently fit) were worn by the princess as she took the fake child out to make snow angels in the yard (fake child made them. Shoebox Princess feared that if she fell back to make a snow angel that her pants would get all wet, and a princess simply cannot have wet jeans)
Alerts for the Shoebox Castle area
Another 16 year old has been given a driver's license. For your information, the teenager drives a white sedan, wears a blue fleece jacket, and looks like this:
His parents were reported to be very proud, yet at the same time, "a bit worried about him driving by himself," to quote the mother. The young man replied that his mother's worries were groundless and he smiled as he drove off to his job in a neighboring town by himself.
Health
Chicken pox has been reported in the area, but the public has been urged not to worry. This strain of varicella is not the highly contagious affliction suffered by many children (varicella zoster), but a strange virus of the walls of future sewing rooms or former boys' bedrooms (varicella poster). A photo of this extremely rare form has surfaced here at the Shoebox News:
Again, humans and animals need not worry. This infection is spread only through the inclinations of boys to maltreat their bedroom walls by poking sharp implements into the sheetrock to hang pieces of paper or just to hear the little popping sound of thumbtack piercing the wall. Applying spackle and letting the walls rest are the best treatment for this disease. This news reporter believes that the young man in the photo is one of the three causes of this outbreak of chicken pox. He could not be reached for comment.
National news
The employment situation and financial outlook has just gotten better for one young woman in Utah. Some readers of this news blog might be aware that she doesn't work at a doctor's office anymore, and has since the beginning of November, been working two part time jobs. But this news reporter has learned that the young lady, Miss Tater Bean, has been offered and has accepted a full time position at a local bank. In a statement given yesterday, Miss Bean said she would be giving up one of the part time jobs to go to the bank, but that she would keep the other part time job to pay for gas. Further details are pending.
Thank you for reading today. Check back tomorrow for the latest news at the Shoebox Castle.
Fashion Corner
Unfortunately, no pretty shoes were purchased today or yesterday. Big ugly boy boots (Princess had to borrow boots from whichever boy the boots currently fit) were worn by the princess as she took the fake child out to make snow angels in the yard (fake child made them. Shoebox Princess feared that if she fell back to make a snow angel that her pants would get all wet, and a princess simply cannot have wet jeans)
Alerts for the Shoebox Castle area
Another 16 year old has been given a driver's license. For your information, the teenager drives a white sedan, wears a blue fleece jacket, and looks like this:
His parents were reported to be very proud, yet at the same time, "a bit worried about him driving by himself," to quote the mother. The young man replied that his mother's worries were groundless and he smiled as he drove off to his job in a neighboring town by himself.Health
Chicken pox has been reported in the area, but the public has been urged not to worry. This strain of varicella is not the highly contagious affliction suffered by many children (varicella zoster), but a strange virus of the walls of future sewing rooms or former boys' bedrooms (varicella poster). A photo of this extremely rare form has surfaced here at the Shoebox News:
Again, humans and animals need not worry. This infection is spread only through the inclinations of boys to maltreat their bedroom walls by poking sharp implements into the sheetrock to hang pieces of paper or just to hear the little popping sound of thumbtack piercing the wall. Applying spackle and letting the walls rest are the best treatment for this disease. This news reporter believes that the young man in the photo is one of the three causes of this outbreak of chicken pox. He could not be reached for comment. National news
The employment situation and financial outlook has just gotten better for one young woman in Utah. Some readers of this news blog might be aware that she doesn't work at a doctor's office anymore, and has since the beginning of November, been working two part time jobs. But this news reporter has learned that the young lady, Miss Tater Bean, has been offered and has accepted a full time position at a local bank. In a statement given yesterday, Miss Bean said she would be giving up one of the part time jobs to go to the bank, but that she would keep the other part time job to pay for gas. Further details are pending.
Thank you for reading today. Check back tomorrow for the latest news at the Shoebox Castle.
Comments
chicken pox walls are much better than what I experienced (due to my own lack of experience). Whatever you do DO NOT glue cork to the walls thinking you will save on pin piercings.
Dad, duly noted. No corkboard.
TaterBean, if we must share the car (meaning you monopolize it for the week) you must run errands for me as I need them.
That was too funny, giving a description of your newly driving son. LOL I also really like the family pictures.
Fun reading, I will be back.