Vacancy in my brain
Ten thinks for today (intentional misspelling because I love puns)
1. I'm having a difficult time getting the groove on today.
2. For example, I didn't exercise this morning.
3. And I'm still wearing my bathrobe.
4. I'm rationalizing it all by telling myself that at least I've started the dishwasher and the washing machine.
5. But then the bed isn't made.
6. Then I start thinking about getting a different job.
7. But I'm afraid of change.
8. OH, I haven't eaten breakfast.
9. Maybe that's my problem with today.
10. Baseball game tonight in the new stadium! First time for me, second time for Jim, who WENT WITHOUT ME when I was flying to Utah to visit Katie. I'm still bitter. He loves the new stadium (more than he loves me, I think sometimes, because he talks about it all the time. I doubt he talks as much about me to other people).
Bonus thought: Am I jealous of the new baseball stadium's hold on Jim? I believe I am!
Another bonus thought: I grew up with the Metrodome. Outdoor baseball in Minnesota will feel so WRONG.
Another another bonus thought: The second half of thought #10 was an example of me being facetious. Any attempt by you readers to interpret it as a serious thought will be ignored or possibly fined two hot dogs (both with mustard, one with sauerkraut. Jim likes sauerkraut on his dog) and a cotton candy (candy floss for you Brits) (as if any Brits read this blog) (I just wanted to show off my knowledge of British usage).
1. I'm having a difficult time getting the groove on today.
2. For example, I didn't exercise this morning.
3. And I'm still wearing my bathrobe.
4. I'm rationalizing it all by telling myself that at least I've started the dishwasher and the washing machine.
5. But then the bed isn't made.
6. Then I start thinking about getting a different job.
7. But I'm afraid of change.
8. OH, I haven't eaten breakfast.
9. Maybe that's my problem with today.
10. Baseball game tonight in the new stadium! First time for me, second time for Jim, who WENT WITHOUT ME when I was flying to Utah to visit Katie. I'm still bitter. He loves the new stadium (more than he loves me, I think sometimes, because he talks about it all the time. I doubt he talks as much about me to other people).
Bonus thought: Am I jealous of the new baseball stadium's hold on Jim? I believe I am!
Another bonus thought: I grew up with the Metrodome. Outdoor baseball in Minnesota will feel so WRONG.
Another another bonus thought: The second half of thought #10 was an example of me being facetious. Any attempt by you readers to interpret it as a serious thought will be ignored or possibly fined two hot dogs (both with mustard, one with sauerkraut. Jim likes sauerkraut on his dog) and a cotton candy (candy floss for you Brits) (as if any Brits read this blog) (I just wanted to show off my knowledge of British usage).
Comments
I don't know what to tell you about Jim's apparent obsession with the new stadium. I would say at least he's not talking about the Beatles (whom I think he would give everything up in order to live with one). I'm just being facetious, too. Jim is more than devoted to you, but he's just really excited about the new stadium. I'll take those 2 hot dogs though or even the cotton candy.
We had turkey keilbasa last night, is that hot dogish enough?