Ten things I would have Twittered today if I were on Twitter

1. Matt is practicing piano @ 7:45 a.m w/o me telling him to. Good boy!

2. Apple crisp for breakfast is OK on weekends.

3. Went to McDs with M and Fake Child. Didn't order anything for myself! Go me!

4. I hate when the kids have to fundraise.

5. How much dust can a Swiffer duster hold?

6. Stupid vacuum!

7. Nevermind! Vacuum is now cooperative.

8. Hayley is flarping again.

9. ARGH more dust! My perfect world would contain NO DUST.

10. I'm dead. Cause of death: extreme dust inhalation